< Thacoded

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

clamjob:

when he cums on ur face without warning image

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

(Source: rosaeverdeen)


(Source: northgang)

jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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(Source: ernbarassing)

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you


vinebox:

she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.

(Source: foxxycleopatra)