*purposely drop something in front of my crush*
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE
"what does your tattoo mean?"
It means I wanted it so I fucking got it
when he cums on ur face without warning
my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him
did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man
“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you